India's love affair with gold still runs deep. The country buys up more of the precious metal than anyone else in the world.
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The Center for Fortean Zoology has organized another expedition to Sumatra in search of the famed Orang Pendek, a short, powerful, bipedal hominoid, sightings of which have been reported for centuries by the indigenous people of the Sumatran rain forests.Here is the information given to me by...
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Nicolas Cage is pretty crazy.
Now don't get me wrong, I like Nicolas Cage. I like that he named his son Kal-El after Superman (Gee Note: Although, let's be honest, with a name like that it will be a miracle if Kal-El Cage doesn't grow up to be a heroin addict. Which is why I called my daughter something sensible. I don?t want a child of mine growing up all wrong. Especially not my little Megatron Davies). I like the fact he's blown all of his money on big houses and dinosaur bones, and is now at the top of the Inland Revenue's hit list. I like the fact that he's considered a terrible actor even though he was fantastic in Adaptation and Leaving Las Vegas. I even like the remake of The Wicker Man, largely because of this YouTube video.
(Gee Note: Did you see that? He punched a woman in the face while dressed as a bear! A BEAR! How this movie isn't considered an all-time great I'll never know).
But even the most ardent Cage supporters would agree that he's a wee bit eccentric. The way he refuses to eat animals that in his opinion don't have sex the right way (Gee Note: Notice I use the term "his opinion". Personally I think that the way that warthogs make love is the most tender and caring in all of nature). The way he says things like "I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther." in interviews and expects other people to understand him. The fact that even though he owes the IRS around $14 million he still found enough spare cash to buy himself a pyramid tomb in May 2010.
The tomb is particularly puzzling because rumour has it that Nic Cage is immortal.
Now before you start shouting at me through your monitor (Gee Note: Which is a bit pointless because I can't hear you. But, you know, whatever gets you through the day I guess. Me? I like yelling at the Dominos website. I'll say something like 'SAUSAGE!!!" in my best Brian Blessed voice and then try and click the mouse and keyboard in as subtle a way possible. That way when the pizza arrives anyone who is watching me will think I can use only my words to control electromagnetic waves and make them do my bidding. And they'll be all like "Wow. Have you seen that guy? He's a super hero or something". And I'll be all like "No. No. I'm just a regular guy.". But they'll think that's just false modesty and they'll bring me money. And cake. And one day I'll be made King of the known universe and have my breakfast made for me every morning by Michel Roux Jnr and Doris the world's most intelligent horse. Anyway, I digress?) the whole Nicolas Cage is immortal thing isn't something I've made up.
Heck no daddio, this is all the work of Jack Mord. Mord, an antiques dealer from Seattle, Washington was flicking through some photos the other day and thought ?My, that looks exactly like Nicolas Cage.? Now had this been a copy of OK Magazine or a DVD found at the bottom of the bargain bin (Gee Note: Zing!) then he wouldn?t have thought much of it. However this photo was amongst a collection of civil war memorabilia which Mord had dated at around 140 years old. And the more Jack looked at the picture the more convinced he became that the person he was staring at was in fact Cage himself.
As quick as a flash Jack did exactly what any sane person in the same situation would do. He (Gee Note: Invited his friends around to get stoned and watch Yellow Submarine again while passing the photo around?) put it up for sale on EBay with the following description: ?Original c.1870 carte de visite [a type of small photograph] showing a man who looks exactly like Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it?s him and that he is some sort of walking undead/vampire... who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host?. Which is all kinds of great. Even better? Mord has valued the price of the photo at a princely $1million. And who wouldn?t want to own a picture of someone who looks like Nicolas Cage for the same amount of money it would cost to make a Tomahawk missile. Where do I sign up?
(Gee Note: Although to be fair if I was worth something ridiculous like a thousand billion dollars then I would totally buy this. Which is why the Future-Ex Mrs. Davies won?t let me go to Toys R Us by myself.)
Now a lot of folks will scoff at the idea of Nic Cage being some sort of turritopsis nutricula/human hybrid (Gee Note: The turri? turrito? jellyfish is potentially immortal. No really. Once it hits sexual maturity it can pretty much live forever as long as it?s careful and doesn?t pick a fight with a barracuda or something. Which, when you think about it, is completely insane. I mean there?s such a thing as immortal jellyfish on this Earth, creatures that can actually live forever, and people find the idea of Bigfoot absurd) but they shouldn?t really. You see the secret for ever lasting life is already out there on the world wide web.
In fact you don?t have to be a vampire, a zombie, a jellyfish, a unicorn, or any other mythical beast to live forever (Gee Note: What do you mean jellyfish are real? Those pink wobbly sumbitches? Yeah right. Pull the other one buddy. Next you?ll be telling me cushions have a soul). Nay dear reader, you simply need a Magnetic Immortality Device.
Meet Alex Chiu. According to his amazingly barmy "about me" page, Chiu was born in San Francisco in 1971. Shortly after this his parents divorced and he was sent to Taiwan where his grandparents "raised me up" (Gee Note: They raised him up so he could stand on moooooountains. They raaaaaaaised him up to walk on stormy seas. La la la la something something something. They raised him up to more than he could be). It was obviously a rather relaxed upbringing as Al cuts quite the laid back figure. Indeed about the whole Taiwanese-Chinese debate he diplomatically states. I AM NOT TAWAINESE. I AM CHINESE, and I wish China will one day take Taiwan back, peacefully or by force, at any cost!
About the state of China itself he goes on to say - Americans use books to build heaven. Chinese use books as tools to get rich quick. They laugh at you if you perceive new discoveries or ideas! Thats why they will never improve! Chinese are too practical. When you talk about investing in new technologies, Chinese would back out. They rather open a Chinese restaurant than investing in some new technology that would change the world. But realize the richest people on earth are still the most inventive people, the Americans. (Gee Note: Gosh. Well doesn't time and a global economic crisis make fools of all huh?).
Ah but Chiu is not just a wise political philosopher with a heart of stone. He is also capable of giving and receiving love. From a cat. Or as Alex puts it - One day in year 2003, this guy showed up in my back yard begging for food. He became the love of my life ever since. I open 3 cans of cat food for him every meal (Gee Note: Dude I think your cat has worms. Might want to get that looked in to), and I treat him well. If God wants me to choose between this guy or a beautiful woman like Hilary Duff, I will dump the girl and be with my cat. Which is nice. Although why God would want you to choose between Hilary Duff and a cat I have no idea. I missed the passage in the bible where it states 'Yea and The Lord spoke unto Jeremiah and said "Look pal. I can't have you running around with both a hot chick and a pet. It's making Brian the lonely giraffe jealous. So you'll have to give one up. Which will it be?" and Jeremiah replied unto Him "Hmm. OK. I choose Snuggles the Hamster over the woman". And The Lord said "Wait. What? J my homie, are you crazy??? Have you seen this woman? I spent days creating her. I'm talking like a non-stop grind you know? I mean I made the hamster out of left over rat bits and some spare cotton wool. The woman is a work of art. A masterpiece. You sure you want to throw that away?". And Jeremiah said "Yeah I'm pretty sure". And so The Lord smote Jeremiah for being stupid'.
Now on this evidence it would be easy to dismiss Alex Chiu as a self-hating Chinese crazy cat guy. But despite his personality quirks, Chiu is actually a freakin' genius in the same league as Thomas A. Edison, Nikola Tesla, and Albert Einstein (Gee Note: A point that Alex helpfully illustrates on the front page of his website). And it's all down to his patented invention, the magnetic immortality device.
That's right folks, push that old lady in front of you out of the way and step right up. For the one, the only, Alex Chiu has discovered the secret to living forever. Not only that but it turns out you can have eternal life and look fashionable at the same time. All you have to do is wear a special set of toe and finger rings each night to bed and, kablooey, you're all kinds of Jack Harkness-ing up in this hizz-ouse (Gee Note: By this I mean you're immortal, not having sex with random men who then turn out to be aliens trying to steal your blood. Although I'm not saying you can't do that as well. You wanna bang same sex, extra-terrestrial, leeches then you go right ahead. It's a free world man). According to Chiu's site:
The Eternal Life Rings and The Eternal Life Foot Braces invented by Alex Chiu are believed to allow humans to stay physically young forever or turn humans physically younger, (Our lawyer told us to use the word "believe") as long as you wear the rings or foot braces every night during sleep. (Gee Note: Tsk. Lawyers eh? Always freaking out about "You'll get sued" this and "You'll get sued" that. Why won't they just let me make stuff up to make a quick buck from gullible morons? Stupid lawyers killing my dreams). It goes on to say that these rings create a positive energy that flows through the body allowing it to heal "wounds and scars". Chui adds - The reason why healing wounds and scars of the body is the secret to eternal life is because ----cholesterol do not pile up at blood vessels that has good circulation. Cholesterol piles up at blood vessels that has bad blood circulation. And what causes bad blood circulation? Wounds and scars. (Gee Note: Alex's lawyer would like to point out that cholesterol can also be caused by eating cheeseburgers).
So, I hear you say, how do I get my hands on these fantastic rings that will allow me to live forever and go to the funerals of people I don't like and act smug? Well if you pay Alex Chui around $30 he'll send one to you. If you pay him $100 he'll send you the full immortality set. Rings, braces, special herbs, the "My girlfriend became immortal and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" t-shirt, you'll get the works. But here's the thing. You don't have to give Chui a dime. Because, for all you crafters out there, the instructions to build your own death destroying device are right there on the website.
Alex recommends using "rare earth or ceramic magnets", "and plastic or plastic tape to make the rings". He also warns that we should use a compass because ?if you put the rings on with the wrong polarity, you could get sick within hours!?.
Problem is I don?t have any of those things. I do however have a couple of novelty fridge magnets, some sellotape, and way too much time on hands. So here?s one I made earlier.
I?m wearing it to bed tonight. I?ll let you know if it works.
In a thousand years time. On Nicolas Cage?s talk show.
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I know it is a glitch because some others are having the same problem. Should be OK if you are using IE, but is messed up in Chrome and FF. I reported it at the forum, but I guess I need to send in a formal report.
Michael Newton, in his cryptozoology book Hidden Animals: A Field Guide to Batsquatch, Chupacabra, and Other Elusive Creatures, devotes five paragraphs to the nocturnal ahool of the island of Java, Indonesia. I’ll summarize key points, adding my[...]
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The bus-sized, 6.5-ton UARS satellite can fall anywhere between 57 degrees north latitude to 57 degrees south latitude where most of Earth's humanity lives. NASA and the U.S. Strategic Command at California's Vandenberg AFB say they can't give satellite's point of impact within about 6,000 miles (10,000 km) until only two hours before re-entry due to its unpredictable nature.
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Dr. Michael Zasloff has worked with the potent antibacterial squalamine and has treated human cancers and an eye condition known as macular degeneration that can cause blindness.Dr. Zasloff's new research that shows squalamine can also kill many human liver viruses was published in the September 19, 2011, issue of the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, "Squalamine as a broad-spectrum systemic antiviral agent with therapeutic potential." See: PNAS.
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